Miles Warshauer

an avenue for my calmest of sports takes

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@Jamie3860360211 @IUBarstool Literally 100% of predicted brackets had WVU making it. As much as Indiana fans were mad about North Carolina making it, West Virginia was rightfully livid. WVU wasn’t even in the bubble conversation with Xavier, IU, UNC, and Boise, everyone just assumed they were in.

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@FoolishBB @Karan8263 He’s not behind the paywall…

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@AlbertBreer And host it where? As a Chicagoan who’s gone to games at both Lucas Oil and Soldier Field, Soldier field is an absolute dump, it’s small, it’s old, and it’s outdoors, which really matters in December in the Midwest.

[Hoosiers Connect @HoosiersConnect]

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[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

Peyton Pritchard, eyebrows way too big

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

If anything that tech should be on divincenzo, some nba major market bs again

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

Man, we are a fun basketball team to watch

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

Hey @jimmyjohns, why is my chip green?

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@FoolishBB What if Imanaga goes another 5-6 innings with 0-2 ERs tonight?

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@driveboylaflare I hate Purdue but what does Boban do better than him (besides being slightly taller)

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

Nvm!

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

If we score this inning the Cubs better bring in Shota for at least one batter so he gets a chance at the win

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

I think the Reds have decided to lose this game just because they know that somewhere there is a Cubs fan with an eight part parlay riding on it.

[Logan @SconnieColt]

In honor of Super Bowl Sunday I’m starting a thread of all the AFC South Championships:

1. Colts win Super Bowl 41

[big duntles @biglunty]

everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

trying to imagine a british version of this where adele starts dating luke shaw and they’re all watching the fa cup final with a 23-shaped bowl full of mini cheddars

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@CarasikS Weirdly I think the bengals say no to this? If you make that 3rd just straight up the falcons pick I think they say yes though

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@Lynn_Henning I understand Jones as best defensive CF of all time is a bit of a controversial take, and if one argued that Mays was better then I couldn’t necessarily disagree, but I would say he’s at least a top 3 defensive CF of all time and he also has 434 career homers.

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

@Lynn_Henning Curious about your reasoning on not voting for Beltran or Utley. If I were a member I think I would have included those two and not Sheffield (I believe in using a “steroid tax” of around 25% of all stats) and also possibly Andruw Jones w/ an argument for best defensive CF ever.

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

Just realized I got the name of the show wrong but I don’t think it makes a difference. They’ve put no effort in, why should I?

[Miles Warshauer @miles_warshauer]

Sitting in a laundromat with The Young and The Reckless playing on the tv. Holy Shit. I’ve never seen anything this bad. It’s like watching Machine Gun Kelly’s Netflix movie. I can’t tell if it’s the writers, the actors, the editors, or all of the above but Jesus… unwatchable.