Marlon Wayans tells Colman Domingo guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live who the absolute funniest member of the legendary Wayans family was.
"I got to give that to the GOAT, my mama... The world ain't the same since my mama left. That woman is the funniest person."
"My mama roasted my daddy... My mother would curse him out."
"My mother said, 'Look at you with your teeth all spaced out, look like your tongue is in jail.'"
"She said, 'Negro, you look like a damn Jack-o'-lantern... Halloween come, all I got to do is put a candle in your mouth and sit you on the porch. I don't need to buy no pumpkin.'"
"And then she went dark. She said, 'Your little yay ain't nothing but a nipple...'"
Kobe Bryant explains his hilarious rule for why he won't help Lakers GM Rob Pelinka recruit free agents to Los Angeles on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
"I stay away from that stuff... Rob is more than capable of handling the job and all the pressure that comes along with that."
"I'm quick to tell him, 'Listen man, you're my guy, but you didn't get out on the court and score 40 points for me either. So, I'm not going to do your job for you.'"
Kobe Bryant explains his hilarious rule for why he won't help Lakers GM Rob Pelinka recruit free agents to Los Angeles on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
"I stay away from that stuff... Rob is more than capable of handling the job and all the pressure that comes along with that."
"I'm quick to tell him, 'Listen man, you're my guy, but you didn't get out on the court and score 40 points for me either. So, I'm not going to do your job for you.'"
Kevin Hart explains why he considers himself a legitimate athlete among sports legends like Tom Brady and Messi on The Tonight Show.
"I'm not Kevin Hart when I go to Fanatics Fest, I'm Kevin Hart the athlete... I'm an all-time leading passer, leading rusher..."
"Me and Tom were actually talking, man. The stories that me and Tom shared... I call him TB, I call him Brady..."
"You do know I played quarterback for quite some time for my church league... It was a great league. It was ushers, deacons..."