MasterMiles

And for your information, I don’t have an ego, my Facebook photo is a landscape.

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

I’m back, like I never left! Translation: I’ve downloaded Twitter, will read some funny tweets over the next few days, forget about the app for a year, and start the cycle over again.

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

We need more voices, more choices in the Presidential Debates. #openthedebates https://t.co/kAZdrpinRB

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

.@AnheuserBusch Other candidates deserves to be heard. As a sponsor of the Presidential Debates, #openthedebates!

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

.@SouthwestAir Other candidates deserves to be heard. As a sponsor of the Presidential Debates, #openthedebates!

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

.@harschproperty Other candidates deserves to be heard. As a sponsor of the Presidential Debates, #openthedebates!

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

@sammierug Can you see this Sam?

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

It always amazes me that everybody eats tacos and wears sombreros in celebration for my birthday a day late every year...

[MLB GIFS @MLBGIFs]

Is this real life? http://t.co/cDBydRtV8P

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Walls and gravity are no match for @KPILLAR4 when he wishes to rob a home run: http://t.co/HEmQcbRvpV http://t.co/2AlY7fPGQ0

[MLB @MLB]

⚾️ is back. All is right in the 🌎. #OpeningWeek

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

@LaurAdamson3 tai chi, ceramics, trampoline gymnastics, jazz history, table tennis, golf, rock climbing, guitar - (speaking from experience)

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

@Jameson_Olsen is that offer limited to ladies?

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

Fasten your seatbelts, t-minus four minutes #fantasybaseball2015 #southvalleybushleague https://t.co/iYwLSnAIrO

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

@iamdevloper @waderyan27 nerd

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

@iamdevloper @waderyan27 you're such a nerd

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

Ad of the Day: Taco Bell Launches Cold War Against McDonald's With Propaganda Imagery http://t.co/Ek85XMG6Mz

[Jameson Olsen 📖 @Jameson_Olsen]

This scene from Walter Mitty tho...
RT IF U CRI EVRYTIEM
#carpediem #DoSOMETHING http://t.co/WpjNRUpH49

[Josh Ritter @joshritter]

Winter's over, be my darling! It's been a long time coming #firstdayofspring https://t.co/W1Qp1YtxHe

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

Never have I beheld so much madness in a single March as I have in the past 10 hours of this day.

[MasterMiles @milesgarymatt]

@shanhotbodily so it has begun. Remember me when this makes you a social media star.