Miles Michaud

[Miles Michaud @milesmichaud]

Strange Heat

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And huevos rancheros. Never had good huevos rancheros in my life

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Taking a stand against Bloody Marys

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Best LPC?

https://t.co/mn5QUnJpi0

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So what

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- If Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?
- She'd never make it.

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"...men who didn't care whether the world tumbled into chaos tomorrow if it spared their houses."

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If you like baked avocados you're missing the point

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Did an interview last night where they asked about that aliens tweet. Really caught me off guard. Didn't think anyone read this stuff

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We talk about aliens coming and destroying the world like we aren't the aliens who are destroying the world

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Me on Sunday

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My whole life is a Penske file

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Kramer: "Jerry, it's L.A.! Nobody leaves. She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin, she's a whore!"

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Decline to comment

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Extra toasted

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Double double animal style extra pickles extra lettuce extra mustard chopped chilies

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Eating cereal with unsweetened almond milk and wondering if this tastes any different than if I had just poured water in here instead

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Wonder what Coachella week 2 is gonna be like

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@doroasaurus has to be a fake account

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@doroasaurus @janglingman Ariel's got writers? Where you get that information?