Miles Murray

@milesmurray

Joined December 2009

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almost 17 years ago

@milesmurray I just got a food boner ; I'm talking like swimsuit issue size

almost 17 years ago

Why are women fucking useless at multiple-tasking

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almost 17 years ago

Not only is it cheaper to buy latex gloves than condoms, but, it's easier to bang 5 times in a row, too.

almost 17 years ago

i don't trust a man who doesn't cry during a rocky film...my son had better when he gets older or i'm sending him to vassar