El Guappo

Just an over-educated idiot spouting nonsense. Love poking the bear. Lighten up!

[El Guappo @milesrunner262]

@msiziworld Took less time for my wife and I to find out after she went into labor with ours. Popped right out.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Who did this?? 😂

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

JUDGE: ... and then Mr Manson didn't you order Susan Atkins to cut open Sharon Tate's body and rip the fetus from her womb?

MANSON: Yer honor, The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the NASDAQ is smashing records! That’s what we should be talkin' about!"

[El Guappo @milesrunner262]

@ElectPenguin @BiatchDulce @3YearLetterman Exactly! Coach don’t play favorites. He only plays winners!!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly. What the fucks wrong with you America?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If Bad Bunny were to sing "Born in the USA" as his first Halftime song, I might pass out from laughing at all the MAGA heads simultaneously exploding.

Por favor, Bad Bunny! 🙏🙏

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AMEN 🙏🙏

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Nailed it.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

If only...

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Now this is a quality joke!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We will.

[Rickey Smiley @RickeySmiley]

THIS✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[El Guappo @milesrunner262]

@MLFootball They all ran really far.

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

This is savage. Most people under 40 probably won’t get it.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Retweet if you think the Expos should replace the Dodgers