Miles the Mighty

Cute. Spastic. Narcoleptic. Aspiring soccer player. Human hand connoisseur. Excitable. Hyperactive. One and a half pounds. Ninja Kitty.

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Did you know that Hens like to draw?

And sometimes a cock’ll doodle too!

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They Are Real: Meet Born-Alive Abortion Survivors https://t.co/GBj35OlO0w

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In Back to the Future it was 1985 and Marty traveled back 30 years to 1955. If they remade Back to the Future today Marty would travel back to 1990.

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😡😡😡Man!!! I was looking forward to this one!!! https://t.co/NMgGpmCCpy

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Watching Bubble Guppies, eating goldfish crackers and cuddling with Gus, Sadie is living her best life!

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(Riding in the car tonight, Bailey decided to say stud that just didn’t make any sense.)

Bailey: Mommy, Merry Christmas!

Me: We are home!

Bailey: Sadie says, “We are not home, we are in dark chocolate.

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Great doughnuts!!! Our 1 year old just had her first doughnut here!

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Our annual looking at Christmas lights and eating at Krispy Kreme afterwards. Sadie loved her first ever doughnut! — feeling festive at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts https://t.co/DUmu6ggSiU

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Playing a trivia game on my phone:

Q: How many kernels of corn are on a average ear of corn?

A. 200
B. 600
C. 85

I guessed C. 85, the correct answer was B. 600.

(Amanda laughs at me)

Me: Shhhhh!... https://t.co/hK8ajqx4Eo

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(Playing a card game with Bailey)

Q: What’s the most beautifulplace you’ve ever seen?

Bailey: McDonald’s

Q: If you went to Antarctica what would you take?

Bailey: Toys

Q: Would you rather spend the night in an... https://t.co/uLvWzOpleS

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Amanda and I kissed each other goodbye before going to work today.

Bailey (giggles to Amanda): I saw you and Daddy kiss!

Amanda: Yeah, sometimes mommies and daddies kiss.

Bailey: And sometimes when mommies and daddies kiss a baby comes.

😳😳😳😳😳

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After getting the girls to bed for the night, Amanda and I start settling on to watch tv and the roku starts buffering...

Amanda: C’mon this is our one chance to watch a movie without little people!

Me: How do you know this movie doesn’t have any little people in it?

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3 episodes in and I figured out why I’m not sure how I feel about The Mandalorian.

It’s just like Xena Princess Warrior/Hercules only for Star Wars nerds. — watching The Mandalorian

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It’s been years...🥰 — watching Mr Boogedy

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I thought the sun through the clouds looked neat this afternoon. (Pictures taken 5 mins apart.

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Another Baileyism...

Both me and Bailey: Uno...Dos...tres...

Me: Bailey, what did we just count?

Bailey: We counted in Planets.

Me: Spanish, we counted in Spanish.🤣

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On the way home from preschool and daycare to help Sadie not be fussy Bailey was singing to her the ever famous children’s song, “All the Bridges Falling Down.”

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Amanda Graham, just what we need... https://t.co/I7aPCKylDF