Merlz

I like to repeat words to myself until they become an abstract noise.

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I have died. They can rebuild me!! #PS4share

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Modern Gaming

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https://t.co/fc4uF2Znt0

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Overheard a woman telling her son that any pen can be used left handed because it adapts to your writing. Which is something I never knew.

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World Cup

https://t.co/wm7yaSHSre

[METAL GEAR OFFICIAL @Metalgear]

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24 years ago today, METAL GEAR SOLID released on @Playstation in Japan! #MGS #MG35th

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RoboCop: Rogue City - https://t.co/rwjuJngCGU

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What is going on with ppl throwing cups of PISS! at music gigs? If I get hit with a cup of piss the night is instantly over. Not just for me, for the next 2 ppl I'm with. Just a nuclear cloud of negative energy.

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Elton John just looks like an angry potato.

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CHVRCHES - GOOD GIRLS - JOHN CARPENTER REMIX - https://t.co/lDDwkUA6k5

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Battlefield 4: Multiplayer - https://t.co/CJKPOywbZS

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Read a sign on the motorway that says "please drive with an unrelenting emphasis on aggression"

Wait...

I misread it, it says "please drive safely"

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ROCKY - Retrospective - https://t.co/b5d7ejHD63

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Spoke to a fairly well placed source that told me Claudia Winkleman's hair is hiding a chronic case of scalp flaking. The head and shoulders adverts are part of a larger campaign to hide the truth.

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If you ask the regular person on the street, I think, by and large, people have completely forgotten about Coventry.

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When your FitBit gives you steps while taking a dump.

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To everybody saying Elden Ring is the perfect game, I'm forced to present this.

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Disturbed to find out the actual pronunciation of @Cex I, for one, will never stop pronouncing it as "kecks"

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Disturbed - Land Of Confusion - https://t.co/x8qSxdGrkA

[🕯𝖇𝖔𝖜 𝖘𝖊𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖍🕯 @JamesBousema]

𝐓𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡💍

Happy Elden Ring day! Made this illustration in the style of an old fantasy book cover.

(Tempted to do this for FromSoftware's other games)