slack jawed yokel

soft as fuck, harder than you

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

If Naruto dies I’ll kill myself

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

@BillyHoffman__ Put me in coach you could make me a star

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

This week at the herb restaurant I worked on the big hearth and fucked up a batch of butter but then I had to fix it and everything ended up okay

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

Todays behind the scene moment of working in the hot near downtown Chicago celebrity chef restaurant is somebody wiped their poopy ass and put it in the trash can instead of flushing it in the employee restroom

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

Joe Sasto count your fucking days

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

@BillyHoffman__ needs more PLUH tags

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

I saw pallbearer and all I got was puked on by a guy in a Sherpa hat

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

Thoughts and prayers with all night time CTA takers. Taylor Swift can not keep getting away with this.

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

They even sent a new train to celebrate I’m riding in style

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

Current record holder of most pastas sold in a night at my job

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

@YungXSleep https://t.co/uUoiOnKmSn

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

@AltheaCole This looks like dogshit

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

And the cute ass flowers I got her oooooh I love my wife

[slack jawed yokel @milfgenes]

Casey got me roses and bevvies for our anniversary I am so in love