40+. Married. Midlife crisis. NSFW 18+. Not your Crush, don't want a TC. Here until it no longer feels fun. DMs are fine, badgering for a reply is not.
The Brits actually have laws keeping people from fully opening their windows.
A new level of ridiculous.
They aren't allowed to open their own windows.
sun has me wiped out. bath time, so slide in if you want and I'll reply when I'm out*
*fall asleep instead
**fall asleep before I make it to the bath
*** I might be asleep now
Also, while I'm moaning about things before I go out for the day, why are all these bots sending messages like "I seductively remove my hijab for you..." This place got so low rent the bots can't even be bothered to do targeted messages anymore?
"What, you too busy slagging around to reply to me?"
First off, I owe you no time whatsoever out of my day. Second, my being on Twitter and actually replying is the slagging around portion of my day, dumbo.
Part of me would rather smell filthy tobacco smoke than sit in some cloud of sickly warm white chocolate raspberry vapour.
remember when they were meant to be aids to quitting smoking and not the option for people who never have?