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if we are co-workers please do not report me to HR

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Corporate workers as soon as it hits 8 PM on Sunday

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[yoshitoshi @toshiyosh1]

eating pussy like a pitbull mauling a toddler

[evil baked @bakedonceagain]

they’re saying 5 inches is the new 9 inches

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

I love when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load into one massive b@llsack.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-outfit repeater
- meal repeater
- movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

To raise shareholder value...

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Don’t worry your secret is safe with me and my girlfriend.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Of course, that’s your contention.
You’re a first year looksmaxxer who just got into mogging.
Just finished watching some Clav clip, probably when he got brutally mogged by ASU frat president, and so naturally that’s what you will believe until next month, when you figure out jestermaxxing is actually the meta to rizz foids. That will last until you discover frame mogging and retardmaxxing. Then you’ll be in here regurgitating the HH in the club until your cortisol levels spike

[🦇 @ih8mybitch]

my body her choice

[Hole Man @TheHoleMan22]

*rips out pube* she loves me
*ribs out pube* she loves me not
*rips out pube* she loves me
*ribs out pube* she loves me not
*rips out pube* she loves me
*ribs out pube* she loves me not

[NEET CHUD @NeetChud888]

literally me

[𓃗 sampaguita🐚࿔*:･ @SHEMALEHYSTERIA]

in an attempt to cure my adhd my parents got an iranian woman expat to put me thru electro shock therapy as a kid and now i ask boys to taser me in the tummy so i can finish

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

WFH employees at 3pm on a tuesday

[🤸🏻 @volublevenus]

Passionate from miles away