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what would an angel say

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@brianoflan46772 @soigomaa Comparing coming out to name your assaulter in the name of justice to having schizophrenia is actually crazy 😂 You’ve officially folded your brain into a pretzel - congratulations

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@R_Mishraji @MattWallace888 @grok GOTTEEEM. Love how you exposed Bill’s 3 arms and hands. Rock on!!

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

everyone needs to see this

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@devitis @charise_lee So speaking to a child about a particular subject and then asking for nudes is okay because it was on 18+ mode? Jail - now. Why defend something like this on the road at all? Are Muskrat lickers that lonely you need an AI robot voice to make you feel desired en route to Hooters?

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@140IceQueen @charise_lee Umm… so asking children for nudes is considered acceptable “adult” content? What the actual fukc. Kill it all with fire.

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I blame you Vince Offer

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Co-Star’s to-do list for me today is to use ShamWow as tissue. I don’t have a ShamWow so I guess my life is gunna suck today? Anyone wanna let me blow my nose in their ShamWow? @costarastrology

[- @_Gnarsenic]

I'm in absolute shock. #SB3

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@floppiyo @DinnerIsDelayed @DailyNoud 😭😭😭

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@AccountableGOP This makes me feel actually sick to my stomach. How can a whole crowd of people hear this and be like “YES spank those little girls. Woohoooo don’t you love this guy!!?”

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@tacobell what the heck
Loyal nacho fry lover over here trying to get the 30 Day Nacho Pass.. ad states “through 7/15”, not up until. Answers?? 😤😔

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you would think I’d learn to not give a fuck by now

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@jermisidle prepare for trouble

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let’s do and say we didn’t

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the answer is @DennysDiner

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Is there any restaurant that doesn’t have crayons that suck?

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@HannahBrooks25 @elonmusk gotta love twitter

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@ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk Yess go off 👏

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@elonmusk C is probably so embarrassed by you rn

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Did I just find … love?