M. Fightmaster-Gooch

Kawaii on the streets, senpai in the tweets

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

I think Kirkland Signature should start making slutty clothes

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that it blew a hole through the palm of my hand like Jesus nailed to the cross

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

JYP is my favorite kpop idol

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

A Walmart hates to see me coming

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

I did not order three glizzy one bun

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

I’m tired of hearing Chopin’s Nocturne in Eb Major in reels and TikToks

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

This is true I don’t have a girlfriend

[LILY @lilybrodi]

no pokémon card collector has all 5:

1. a girlfriend
2. no gambling addiction
3. a credit score over 650
4. deodorant
5. hair

[あんでも @cchan_tuka]

🦊

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

Kpop and Sysco are one and the same

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i would never leave the house ever again if i saw this

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

Guzzlord implies the existence of Guzzlady

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

Mourn me mother for I have milked

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

When I was in college I had a bitchass phone that would tell me how much time was left whenever I set an alarm. Incredibly evil phone

[OLTGOAL @oltgoal]

SV🃏 #P5 #Pokemon

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

I don’t give a fuck about seeing your ugly ass b*by show me your cat or dog

[OLTGOAL @oltgoal]

🃏 #Pokemon

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

Bulgogi apparatus

[レモン✨假面少女柠贝贝 @Lemon030109]

新衣🌶️！

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

Yes it can. You’re just unhappy bc you’re a shit ass person

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[M. Fightmaster-Gooch @milftank69]

Listening to “Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)” by Usher (2010) on repeat