zinger!

if you can handle me at my skibidi, you don’t deserve me at my alpha.

[ᴡᴏᴏᴢʟᴇ @_teitokuma]

my thing with bands is I'll say "I like this band" and it's because I've heard four of their songs three hundred times each and know none of their other music

[m✧ @halalboozee]

They burned witches, but somehow we're still debating what to do with pedophiles

[cookie monster @tip_strippers]

spotify wrapped is right around the corner and i fear i listened to a lot of bs

[🚩 @coffeendyapping]

"But if tampons would be free women would abuse the system"

What the f*ck do you think they would do with them?

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

people say cocaine is addictive but i’ve turned down cocaine multiple times. i don’t think i’ve ever turned down a chocolate chip cookie. something to think about.

[★ lucian ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ @ruggedrookie]

if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run

[elora ᢉ𐭩 @k1llkcals]

fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you
can't fool me twice now can you

[zinger! @milftractor]

@venltrllycries someone tell sam to WATCH OUT 😛😛😛

[zinger! @milftractor]

@venltrllycries HELLO SAILOR

[zinger! @milftractor]

@venltrllycries

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@venltrllycries you could tell me to jump and i’d ask how high

[ven ☪︎ @venltrllycries]

i’ve been really supernatural-maxxing this fall (i’m a liar i’ve been doing it all year)

[zinger! @milftractor]

@venltrllycries

[zinger! @milftractor]

@venltrllycries on all fours, foaming at the mouth

[zinger! @milftractor]

@venltrllycries OMG OMG OMG

[zinger! @milftractor]

@mishacollins dude 😭

[zinger! @milftractor]

my thong is fucking saddam hussein hiding spot in my ass

[zinger! @milftractor]

@nephilimkisses he’s like a panda chewing bamboo 😭

[Max @Gottalovemax]

the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.