zinger!

if you can handle me at my skibidi, you don’t deserve me at my alpha.

[zinger! @milftractor]

@deffomi i’m here diva…i’m here ❤️

[caveman @lost_caveman79]

today hunt bad

spear break

[zinger! @milftractor]

@WhiteHouse are we deadass bro 💔

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

[naninha @naninhaa_lol]

Me impressiona gente com 13/14 anos engravidando, com essa idade eu tava tentando me matar

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sometimes I get Really Anxious and feel like I have No Friends but in Reality I have 3 of Them

[🎃rodrick👻 @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Please stop going into the medical or healthcare field if u lack empathy

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

my brain to me every few days

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Here's an idea:

salaries for Congress members should never exceed the minimum wage of the state they represent.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it