Drain a hurricane over this dreamer
Trust a Gemini to hurt your feelings
Charming like a preacher
Wanna cut me deeper
Like a gentlemen on praying knees
I'd try to praise you 'til the whole world freezes
Hmm, I know you're lonely and paying in private
I'm sorry your highness🎶
Good mornin' darlin'
I see you fallin'
In and out of love
Is it because you're cold and heartless?
Or is it our withdrawals?
Forgotten how to be a part of
That final scene in Casablanca
If it was two of you
Prolly break the first one's heart in two
But second time's a charm...
America is an interesting place. It’s “we need millions of guns to resist tyrannical government” until ICE starts killing mfs in the street every 72 hours like clockwork and then it’s “organized marches” and “peaceful protest”.
Where Rambo and Bane at?
You lot celebrated the kidnapping of the leader of a sovereign nation. Now the sword's turned on you it's a problem. This "international law for me and not for thee" fuckery is over.
I hope the US *does* take Greenland, and that China and Russia start annexing countries.
Like force me to have to cook three Christmas meats one by one in the oven and baste feverishly when they have a meat roaster in the basement that they conveniently forgot about until 1pm today. 😡😡😡😡
But again. Can’t stay mad at them. Because they smile and I get stupid.
My wife and my mother in law are beautiful people. Like…not “normal” beautiful. Eritrean mountain deity beautiful. High cheekbones and big doe eyes and chiseled jawbones and such.
The worst thing about this is they *know* they are. So they do mad things and get away with it.