There's nothing more ruggedly masculine than being a cowboy.
That's why I need you to wear the cowprint bikini, dude. Just put on the cowprint bikini. Wear the cowprint. Please, dude. I need you to wear the cowprint. You wanna be a good boy, right? I need you to moo for me!
I still really like see the appeal of the kind of party where all my buddies can feel me up and pass me around take turns pumping into all my holes and write incredibly unseemly things all over my naked body and praise me for being such an adorable irredeemable slut
Its so funny when dudes try to impress me by showing me their dicks. Like, you fool, you utter buffoon, you sweet summer child. I'm looking for boys with huge buttholes, you needa turn around.