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An LA 4 but a Portland 10 they/her

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Being non binary for me means I look hot as both a girl and a clown

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@amateuroracle I have to see what the move is lmao

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Can’t believe karaoke is where I found out about Liam Payne lol

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

september 30th october 1st

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Fun update, my 9th grade teacher heart reacted and commented on it on fb

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Oh no my coworker’s band liked my thirst trap on instagram what do I do with this information

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Trying to make a very niche Halloween costume that maybe 3 people will get

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@amateuroracle Oh to be hot and multifaceted, we must stan

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Oh no my coworker’s band liked my thirst trap on instagram what do I do with this information

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@Caol_MacCormaic Steve buscemi can get it and I stand by that opinion

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I feel like I’m going fucking insane lmao

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I hate to be that guy but a new coworker smacks gum and continuously pops it all shift and it’s driving me insane

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Also like why are you wearing earbuds while cashiering I’m no narc but that seems like the bare minimum of customer service is to not be doing that???

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@bububun__ Yayyyyyy!!

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Very cool I got a new job and they fired me after one shift 🙃

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@amateuroracle This haircut is so good

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@amateuroracle As the ex resident dad fucker I can say this is not true

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What you see on the way to my place

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Floor it. Faster. FASTER.

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Sharks I stand before you to ask for a mere $33,000

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My friend went and woke him up omg 💀

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Lmao waiting in a long ass line the Taco Bell drive thru and some guy fell asleep in his car