🇺🇸U.S. politicians: We're the BEST democracy in the world because our people VOTE in elections. Everybody should be like us. So much democracy. USA #1!!!
🇨🇳Xi Jinping:
HEY!!!!!!
are you in the akron area and looking for an extremely friendly, handsome, adorable tuxedo kitten???
this young man is a member of the small cat colony living on my street. he loves belly rubs and will talk your ear off about it!! he is far too sweet to be
going back to work the day after christmas is like yea did you enjoy that you little piece of shit? did you like relaxing with your family? getting all those little gifts? you fucking bitch you make me sick. clock in.
people who say “why do we need [fine arts, humanities degrees, mid-budget films] when they don’t make a ton of money?” are insufferable. why do we need chrysanthemums? why do we need bonfires or baleen whales or the color blue? we just do. we just do.
they've historically handed off packages to *THE US POSTAL SERVICE* for "last-mile delivery," for which the usps is the largest carrier in america. you guys are so confident despite knowing nothing. it's amazing lol
Sorry, I cannot get over the DA classifying a private healthcare corporation as a “unit of government”. One of the most mask off moments I have ever seen from the ruling class.
friendly reminder that the USPS kept running full steam during the pandemic, and became essential for getting medications, supplies, STIMULUS CHECKS, and more to every home in america.