Jock Strap

Average sized Jewish guy. Bird enthusiast. Known summer shandy enjoyer. No, I don’t Recycle.

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@obligatedtaco Really man

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@JerryVersace2 You should take your rod public

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Pissed at the DoorDash robot and then my taco bell driver answers. Sorry beast

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@JerryVersace2 We miss ya

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@JerryVersace2 Just move back dude

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Decided I’m going to drop out, spend all of my money on a 2016 mustang, and just post pictures of it for a living.

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Bravo 3 requesting chopper gunner support to terminate these ass clowns going 50 in the left lane, over

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@AlBuffalo2nite How in the fuck do two people
Spend $285 at longhorn steakhouse?

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Was Epstein really playing fortnite? I would’ve shit on that clown in my prime #sacklunch

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@stoolpresidente Oh yeah Dave? Eat shit

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@DKSportsbook 2,026

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Just when you thought a dolphins-Steelers game couldn’t get any worse, Joe buck cracks 45 6-7 jokes within 10 minutes. #shutupjoe

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@allie__voss Get stoned

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@tweetbywinter Kieth

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@NefflynBe Kieth and it’s not close

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@clementime69 Why are you at home and not trick or treating?

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@OsoFilthy4x @RapeCod

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@clementime69 That’s what I’m saying clement. This is bullshit. Figure it out @NFL

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The eagle has landed (I am horizontal on the couch post exam)

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I’m going to suck start a shotgun

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First team all American in pissing opposing football fans off