The Real Swaggy P

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[The Real Swaggy P @JerryVersace2]

Straight symphony of buttholes in the work bathroom. The first chair (handicap stall) deserves a grammy for his performance of “Duel of Shits”

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@papajohnson666

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I have a non-zero chance of shitting my pants at the bar tonight. I am to the point of fully crowning every time i sit. Channeling my marc gasol #GritAndGrind

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@papajohnson666 Also, i may be a lot of things but smelly ain’t one of them

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@papajohnson666 Gives off sex hormones. Playing the long game here

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@IHateGunners4L @Kanonsburner

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Snuck into my brothers room and stole his dab pen. Haha get fucked #oldersibling

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@LongJohn1962 Fuuuck @NapkinBoris

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@Chicago_History My ex girlfriends vagina

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@tradrmann What is this supposed to mean

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Pritzker is scaring out companies from every possible industry. Collecting them like he is thanos. Citadel, boeing, mortons, bears… the reaper is fucking coming jewel osco

[The Real Swaggy P @JerryVersace2]

@TedPillows Vending machines

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@unusual_whales

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I am not joking i think i have ebola

[785 Sports @785SportsKSU]

EA27 will allow the Kansas crowd to leave at halftime

One of the best traditions in college sports is coming to CFB 27🙌

[The Real Swaggy P @JerryVersace2]

@EdgarJohnstone Wear a cape everywhere u go

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@BlackIshgvm @espn @AdamSchefter I took a half & hour break at work today

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Jerry (strained asshole) will be playing at work today

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Its actually insane how good my dad is at waiting to talk right at the moment i re-press play when i have my airpods in

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

They got Myles Garrett but we got Dayo Odeyingbo