Conan Steinhuble

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

I hope one day that the lord will have like 15 min to spare to confirm or deny all of my conspiracy theories when we get up there

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Oh yea? Well according to the map index, I have a 300 mile long dong.

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

This I-70 construction is horrible. You can’t speed either because of all these radar cowboys (state troopers) posted up every mile marker (gay)

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Just saw a dad counting on his fingers. Made him look like a toddler. Count in your head like a grown up.

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Yea no my mom was definitely popping Tylenols back like tic tacs when she was preggerz w me

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

We were due for a homeless people cleanse. Stay warm folks

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Using my fake tn just to feel the rush again #fortheloveofthegame

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Turns out I was the only one in the neighborhood that decorated for J6…surrounded by commies

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

@papajohnson666 and I are doing dabs at Plymouth Rock in honor of the pilgrims

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Obviously, I’m all for taking jobs from women, but these male cheer leaders gotta go

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Searching for my wife on quick add

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Chamicast

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Coachella was fucking sick

(Shroomed out and hung out with Tommy and Hagar in the back lot)

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

We brought back Dire wolves from extinction and ur telling me that they haven’t found a way to unshrink my wiener?

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

@JerryVersace2 @urmomhouse6969

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

@NotALandLubber Pucks in deep, pucks on net

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Things that have happened since the Cubs won the World Series in 2016

- Xandemic
- St. Dom #53’s puberty (gross)
-Covid
-Graduated from chami (wanna go back)
-L. Ruden freshman pc takedown
-Tau’s claim the throne

See a trend yet?

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

@NotALandLubber Error ties it up. And that’s why you run it out

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

Good evening,

I hope this email blows ur back out

[Conan Steinhuble @steinhuble420]

My iPhone must’ve been a little slut over spring break because now my charger just falls out of the hole.