liefling

MEGA HATER. i study classics im a horrible bitch i think like a hawk. LDN!🇬🇧

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

there has to be more to life than being a handsome genius that everyone’s in love with

[liefling @milkspoe]

nonbinary cheese is put it in my breakfast i fucking love it

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im the sammeee! i still love when construction workers carry around loaves of bread. (mustard helps)

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i have a slight figure in my bones, in fact, it exists in this piña colada, poured just for me

[liefling @milkspoe]

contrary to popular belief i lift weights to be SKINNY. in fact thats what im doing right NOW!!!

[liefling @milkspoe]

never have i ever thought “wow, ive had too much wine” except for lately, does the woman no longer agree with the toxin???

[liefling @milkspoe]

the thing is tho that everyone is too sensitive and brainwashed thus [this is a draft from 3 years ago, let us treat is as an ancient text?]

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anyone who publishes a book ESPECIALLY a translation and puts the footnotes at the end is disgusting to me. i don’t even hate you i just think you’re a total loser

[liefling @milkspoe]

so weird to look upon old pictures of myself and i look exactly the same and entirely different and like the same little kid and a grown up woman but also a little kid

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i fucking love edamame

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does anyone know where i can find

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i dont like it when my lips look wet like i dont like gloss i like it when they look a bit dry and crackey and also im currently putting x amount of money away every week for lip filler<3

[liefling @milkspoe]

i feel like no one has the heart to tell me that i am detrimentally bog-eyed

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i love sneezing

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

when you’re in love you don’t care who wins the election

[liefling @milkspoe]

the woman yearns for the british museum. its been too long, like a whole month

[liefling @milkspoe]

this is fucking wild to say this

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to.

I might not debate as well as I used to.

But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

[liefling @milkspoe]

do lazy eyed people have the capacity for crime too