ANDY

I be livin in lugshury / annoying film student / she/they

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Something's happening

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Walking ahead of someone smoking a cigarette and crop dusting them just so they know what it feels like to inhale second hand toxic fumes

[ANDY @milkthief2]

When the shift is so bad you start getting zoochosis

[ANDY @milkthief2]

It’s too late, I’ve already pictured you as the dirt eating earth worm and I the stargazer

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Talking to my friend in front of a hot dame:
“You “won a broad” in france? Bro you can’t do that, those are PEOPLE” (I’m 6’7 btw)

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Finishing Video Game High School in 2025, the year of our lord, has me like Indiana jones, that relic needs to be in a museum

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Captains always go down with the situationship

[ANDY @milkthief2]

When you so desperately need actual instructions from your film professor so you hit em with the “rubric” stare

[ANDY @milkthief2]

I think peer pressure would work on me if they gave me the drugs like “here comes the airplane”

[ANDY @milkthief2]

NO JIMMY CARTER! DON’T HIT THE GRAVITY BONG

[ANDY @milkthief2]

I have realized that my ex is the epitome of the unreliable narrator

[ANDY @milkthief2]

I AM DEBRA MORGAN CODED

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Alright time for a land acknowledgment: I’m here

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Are we Shinji pilled or are we dancers

[ANDY @milkthief2]

Sorry if I haven’t been tweeting about my life much, I just have a boyfriend and friends I can talk to

[ANDY @milkthief2]

You don’t know the feeling of purgatory unless you’ve spent 4 hours editing in premiere just to export it over and over again until it’s the right file size…until you are pure enough to move onto the next big thing….

[ANDY @milkthief2]

My life is going so suspiciously well that I’m expecting to round a corner and get an anvil dropped on my head

[ANDY @milkthief2]

What it feels like to be funny and hot

[ANDY @milkthief2]

I LOVE FILM I LOVE WATCHING MY FRIENDS GROW IN THEIR CRAFT AND WATCHING THEIR PROJECTS AND BEING APART OF THEIR PROJECTS IT FILLS ME WITH JOY