Artificial intelligence is female. Black. Asian. White. Fat. Thin. Underage. Elderly. Gay. Mexican. Disabled.
All at once.
That's why it will bring the world together.
05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.
you know those health and ammo items u find right outside the boss fight? yeah im the guy who puts those there. nooo you dont have to thank me haha. they let me watch the fight as payment. watching you use my health and ammo items makes me feel like god and arouses me sexually