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[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc’s next ten fixtures:

What are your thoughts?

[utdreport @utdreport]

Manchester United’s out-of-possession stats in the PL this season:

- 20th in distance at high intensity
- 20th in time spent at high intensity
- 20th in sprints
- 20th in time sprinting
- 17th in % of time walking out of possession

[sky]

[Stephanie @stephanieenglot]

A Engfa curtiu meu tweet e as Englot estavam de grude. Hoje, nada me abala. 😌🤌🏻

[Serkan Tanyildizi @srkntnyldz]

Viral olan ve gece saat 1’de çekilen görüntülerde, sapık bir Japon, iki Vietnamlı stajyer kızın kaldığı odaya gizlice girmeye çalıştı!
Evde yalnız yaşayan iki kız kardeş, son günlerde pencerelerden gelen garip seslerden dolayı son derece dikkatli ve tetikteydi.
Perdeyi açınca karşısında bir adam gören kızların o an yaşadıkları kan dondurucuydu… 😱

[R here @UvgtdERt4PWmcjF]

ตั้งใจหรือไม่? 🤔 ก่อนหน้านี้เป็นประเด็นดังทั่วเน็ต เมื่อคาร์โมเดล–เน็ตไอดอล BB酱 ถูกชายคนหนึ่งเดินศอกกระแทกบริเวณหน้าอก��ะหว่างงานอีเวนต์

หลายคนตั้งคำถามว่านี่คืออุบัติเหตุหรือจงใจ? เพราะจังหวะและพฤติกรรมดูน่าสงสัยไม่น้อย ขณะที่เจ้าตัวก็ไม่ปล่อยผ่าน รีบจับตัวชายคนนั้นไว้และเรียกร้องให้ขอโทษทันที

Intentional or intentional? 🤔 A recent incident went viral online when model and internet celebrity BB酱 was elbowed in the chest by a man during an event.

Many questioned whether it was an accident or deliberate, as the timing and behavior seemed suspicious. BB酱 didn't let it slide, immediately apprehending the man and demanding an apology.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

Our academy has a Licha X Maguire hybrid 😂👀

Introducing Daniel Armer (18) https://t.co/LPLHgP9seD

[Mr.Hap @Mr_Whathapened]

ทำไรกันอะวัยรุ่น https://t.co/bnoygMKUBW

[Fathalli @FathalliMo]

Lucien Agoumé: The Good & The Bad

•Line-breaking ability, disguise & range, but quality is inconsistent.
•Top positional awareness on/off ball. •Great use of strength & limbs to retain, duel & intercept.
• Lacks explosiveness to cover ground?

[utdreport @utdreport]

Look what Senne Lammens did before the match against Everton ❤️

[United Pride @UtdPride]

Run it back last season when Bryan Mbeumo was on Lisandro Martinez BLACK LIST🔪.

Good thing he is on his side now😂

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

🚨Rio Ferdinand has urged Manchester United to sign Kees Smit!!

🎙“Kees Smit – I like him a lot. If you don’t know who he is, take a look at him, guys. Kees Smit is a player. He’s a young midfielder, he can do a bit of everything really and he’s performing to a very good standard.”

What should the board do?

[แมวเกเร @Unrulycat2511]

"เอล เมนโช" หัวหน้าแก๊งค้ายาเสพติดที่มีอิทธิพลสูงสุดที่สุดในซีกโลกตะวันตก

24 ชั่วโมงสุดท้ายก่อนตาย ไม่ได้อยู่ในบังเกอร์ ไม่ได้วางแผนสืบทอดตำแหน่ง แต่ขลุกอยู่กับดาวดัง OnlyFans

หลบหนีการจับกุมจาก DEA, กองทัพเม็กซิโก และ CIA ���ป็นเวลา 15 ปี ถึงตายก็ตายอย่างเท่เหมือนร็อกสตาร์

[United Pride @UtdPride]

Sir Alex Ferguson and Cristiano Ronaldo where like father like son back in rhe days.

[宝石 ѱ @baoball]

https://t.co/6Qg5GGCaAr Leny Yoro|⁣ 🗣️“𝘕𝘢𝘯𝘪 𝘸𝘢��� 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘭. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮.”⁣
⁣
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐯 𝐄𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲… 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐢 𝟐.𝟎 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠.😮‍🔥

[Red Skull @RedSkullxxx]

เพราะความอร่อย มันรอไม่ได้ ไอเลิฟข้าวเหนียวเหตุเกิดที่ตลาดศูนย์การค้ากำแพงเพชร ร้านข้าวเหนียว

ป้าคนนี้แกต่อคิวอยู่แต่เดินไปซื้อร้านอื่น แล้วกลับมาแทรกกลางแถวต่อคิวเดิมแบบนี้ควรเรียกแซงคิวไดัไหมครับหรือผมเข้าใจผิด🤔

[宝石 ѱ @baoball]

Who is Kaita Hasegawa 27 years old lad? 🧵

—Kaita Hasegawa is a first-team performance analyst at Manchester United who specializes in tactical data & set-piece architecture. After years of behind-the-scenes work at Everton, he joined United in late 2022 and has since become a key advisor to the senior coaching staff.

—Now has gained widespread recognition for his role in transforming the club’s efficiency from dead-ball situations during a period of significant managerial transition.

[(Fan Page) Manchester United @Unitedfans2023]

Alexander Büttner is 37 today 🎂
Manchester United (2012-2014)
Alexander now plays for Vitesse which is the club United signed him from in 2012
#MUFC #Vitesse

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

This man has won 5 Champions Leagues, but he’s crying over a 20-cent drink. Here's why 👇
​
Imagine being 5 years old in São José dos Campos, Brazil. Your father has just abandoned you, your mother, and your two siblings after a massive fight. He walked out and never looked back.

​Casemiro became the "man of the house" before he even knew how to tie his own shoelaces. His mother worked multiple jobs just to buy bread. They lived in a neighborhood so poor that "privacy" didn't exist their house didn't even have enough space for everyone to have a bed.

There is a specific memory that still makes a 33-year-old millionaire cry today. As a child, Casemiro used to walk past shops selling a popular Brazilian yogurt drink. It only costs about 20 cents.
​Every day, he would look at it and ask his mother for one. And every day, she had to say "No." Not because she was mean, but because 20 cents was the difference between having dinner and going to bed hungry. He grew up with a "thirst" that wasn't just for yogurt it was for a better life.

​The Grace
When he was 11 and finally got into the São Paulo youth academy, he was shocked by something most of us take for granted. For the first time in his life, he had his own room, air conditioning, and a TV. While other kids were complaining about the training, Casemiro was looking at his bed and thinking, "I am never going back to that room with no doors." He didn't play for fame; he played so his mother would never have to say "No" to a 20-cent drink ever again.

​💡 ​"Your hunger is your greatest tactical advantage."
​Casemiro isn't the fastest or the most skillful, but he is a leader because he knows what it’s like to have nothing. He became a "father figure" in the dressing room because he had to be a father to his siblings at age 5.

​The Take:
If you are struggling today, don't be ashamed of your "20-cent" moments. Those are the moments that build the mental toughness required to play at the Theatre of Dreams.
​Don't wait for a father or a "helper" to show up. Be the helper your family is waiting for. Success isn't about the cars you drive; it’s about making sure the people who sacrificed for you never have to count coins again.
​He didn't just win trophies; he won his dignity back. What are you fighting for today? 🛡️🇧🇷 #MUFC

[The United Tribune @utdtribune]

Ideal #MUFC Summer 2026 Incomings🩸

🇳🇱Givairo Read - £40m
🇨🇲 Carlos Baleba - £75m
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Elliot Anderson - £75m
🇩🇪 Angelo Stiller - £60m
https://t.co/D4JlvGeM2i

[SuperSport Football ⚽️ @SSFootball]

In the last two decades of the Mali vs. Senegal rivalry, the clashes have been dominated by draws and victories for the Lions of Teranga.

Could it be Mali’s day today?

#SSFootball | #TotalEnergiesAFCON2025