Milk ♏

Straddling the line between crazy and insane. I don't tweet much but when I do, you better pay attention. #TeamScorpio #TeamHustleHard #Ravens CAAAAWWWWW!!!

[Milk ♏ @MilkyWasHere]

@metroadlib Extra Space is just as awful. Went from $40 to $100 a month.

[Milk ♏ @MilkyWasHere]

@KevOnStage Yes, but I also work from home. I’m Gen X.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

celibacy becomes very easy for a woman when she realizes that there is literally no man worth being involved with if he isn't helping to improve her life and loving her correctly. she can go months on top of months, it’s really nothing.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

People.

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

If it isn’t laundry it’s the dishes. If it isn’t the dishes the bathroom needs to be clean, fridge needs to be stocked or floors need to be mopped. It’s never ending 😂

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

42 years ago today, Fraggle Rock debuted.

The theme song will always be a banger.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Does my dad side of the family talk to me????

[Milk ♏ @MilkyWasHere]

@sheistyler A man once texted me ‘I wont you’ instead of ‘I want you’ and I haven’t looked at men the same since.

[Hazeleyed Queen @eyeslikebadu]

Ladies got in free before 10pm. Nobody wanted a section because we spent all night on the dance floor. Two step until a guy jumps behind you then it's twerk time. Hit the 24 hr diner looking a mess at 3am. No dry snitching on social media!

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

We made it! 🍂

[Milk ♏ @MilkyWasHere]

IT’S FINALLY COMING BACK!!!!

[Milk ♏ @MilkyWasHere]

This mfka at Chick Fil A just ruined my whole day. Gonna tell me the Banana Pudding milkshakes end in 2 weeks. Bitch.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i’ve noticed something about myself. i don’t have a grand work ambition, i’m not interested in having my own business or building an empire. i’m content with one well-paying profession that affords me a comfortable life and doing hobbies on the side i find cool then dying.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me atleast 10X a day

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts love doing nothing. Sitting alone in their house. Eating snacks, watching movies, staring at walls, random dance moves, pausing at the window, rooftop sunsets. This is what calms their mind & nourishes their soul. The ordinary. The little things. But you won't get it.

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i don’t stay mad at ppl for long … i may never speak to you again but I’m not mad about nothing 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me as soon as I get home from anywhere:

[Ameshia Cross @AmeshiaCross]

Your annual reminder: natural deodorant doesn't work. We smell you. It's too hot to be aggressively funky