Landsat Copernicus

Sober enough to know what I’m doing. Drunk enough to really enjoy doin it.

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

Just a boy looking for a girl to share a sleeve of saltines with

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

Pretty sure my baby’s been drinkin Mountain Dew past midnight

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

@heatherillings Thanks

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

“Hellmann’s?!! Motherfucker that was Elmers?”

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

The space trooper is easily the most sexual

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

I love three beers

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

“Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunched heterosexuality. It's fabulous.”

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

Whats that say about me if I cant even keep my butcher block oiled.

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

Connie Francis bops

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

Tryna figure out how to tell mallory i want a fiore war hammer for my birthday

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

Big fan of just sitting in my car for a bit after the work week.

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

@Morganfhill I keep one of these in my wallet

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

The older I get, High by Creed gets less and less worse to the point where I’m startin to think....it do be jammin

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

@T_calf06 you wouldn't have to do anything. would be nice

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

@Morganfhill @K1ERST3N Eh?....

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Lions football baby

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

How about Gordon Bombay catching a felony, winning a world title, and then playing manhunt in Charlie Conways moms mud gun. Absolutely not talked about enough.

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

You know it’s written on the cap right?

[KIER @K1ERST3N]

I basically have no clue how much laundry detergent I’m supposed to use and I never will

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

@MC_Debbie Feel like this is an understated tweet. Bump

[Landsat Copernicus @Mill_Piddy]

“Hey bub finish your mayonnaise and onions and meet us on the porch for a butt.” -Luke Aspell to my brother

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Kinda a grease selection but what should I Dave tippet back first ?