Brooke Millar

Uni of Kent alumni ● Deputy Superintendent Registrar & Writer ● Jericho’s Friday Night Live Final runner up ● If you recognise me - I probably married you

[Mark Pensarn🇬🇧🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🐶🐱🌻🐬🦏 @MarkPensarn]

How can Penny Mordaunt not be the Next Conservative Leader and Future Prime Minister ??.
An example to us all .

[Kathy Lette @KathyLette]

As ever, Dame Edna gets the last word & final say on the late, great #BarryHumphries

[Brooke Millar @millar_brooke]

@wearepoweruk Perry can you play George Michael last Christmas!

[Brooke Millar @millar_brooke]

@PerryOBree @wearepoweruk Perry we want a shout out! 🤣

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

‘In times when nothing stood
But worsened, or grew strange
There was one constant good:
She did not change.’
Philip Larkin

[harvey @H4RVEYJACK]

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

[ken. @kenkhristine]

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

[Jason Mott @JasonMott]

Remember: it took four unsuccessful mambos before we got Mambo Number 5. Be patient with yourself.

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

This is who I’m thinking about on International Womens Day today

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Happy birthday jules. Two years today 💫 💕

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

We're not an airline but we do fly planes #Djokovic

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Dylan Thomas when you try to go gentle into that good night

[Alexandra Pollard @alexjpollard]

If someone says they were born in September, even if they're like 48, I think, "ah, old for your year"

[lals @Alanascottish]

WOAH BLACK BETTY

[nick grimshaw @grimmers]

I’ve just been asked after breakfast in America one of the best questions I’ve ever been asked and one we should all be asking ourselves this January…”any dessert for you this morning?”

[Jason Isaacs @jasonsfolly]

On ‘holiday’ in isolation with the family, who’ve all tested positive (we’re fine thanks) but can’t see #ReturnToHogwarts

Somebody tell me - was Dobby talking shit about me again? Pointy-eared ingrate.

[Chris Hall @ChrisHallBeer]

Me taking a COVID test in 2020: sanitising entire room, triple washing hands, following instructions page by page.

Me taking one now: In one smooth movement wipe crumbs off nearest surface, open the shot of buffer solution with my teeth and start violating my nostril.

[Jon Hillcock @jonhillcock]

me at the start of this week vs me today

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

no dry january in 2022, lads. the pubs will need us