Carte Blanche

Mostly here to vent and overshare, but very funny irl. srsly.

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Ahem...

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@theLastJedi why did you Kill Arnie?

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@theLastJedi Good things come to those who wait

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@theLastJedi portals in a Chinese restaurant?

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@theLastJedi I would too, except I chickened out

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@theLastJedi stop ducking around. Peking at your phone is bad manners :)

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@theLastJedi Indeed. Absolutely stunning

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@theLastJedi you promised me cliffs

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@theLastJedi nice mussels!

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@theLastJedi MY cinnamon donut. Gimme back pls.

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@theLastJedi You weren’t ‘checking’ your phone. You were drawing glyphs in your game. You snooze, you lose.

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@theLastJedi you ate all the poppadums?

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@theLastJedi why did you eat me fry? Why?

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@theLastJedi You already did :)

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@theLastJedi stop eating my Pad See Ew

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@theLastJedi MYYYY stroganoff! Also you dissed my fish, so.. revenge

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@theLastJedi stop eating all my chips

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@theLastJedi What happens at *international arrivals*, stays at *international arrivals*

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@theLastJedi stop doing portals

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@theLastJedi Stop drinking my coffee, sir

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@theLastJedi stop drinking my mango cider

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@theLastJedi Mine’s French.. from le doolin