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@markgoldbridge Is a free kick anywhere else on the pitch

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Hydration break during the rain

#england #panama

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@Francis_dre1 @CFCPys @FabrizioRomano Was key player in Alonso's Leverkusen

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@henrywinter At least the Americans get to spam ads for 3 minutes. Pure capitalism

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@RobKenyonReform @RupertLowe10 stand down bro. Nothing to be gained for you or the country here

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Can we all agree that Everton ruined the final day

#everton #spurs #premierleague

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@UTDTrey 2nd season in a row Arsenal finished above City

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@ZiaYusufUK Restore taking 7% from Reform

Could be massive in a general election.

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Been waiting 22 years to tweet this!!!!

Arsenal premier league champions 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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@sainsburys when your staff do a full bag check, do they deliberately double scan items or did I just get an idiotic member of staff? Somehow added £10 to my bill and after checking my receipt, I can see several items scanned twice and multi buy offers not applied. #ripoff

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@ZubyMusic Marriage is pointless in the UK now. Faultless divorces allow anyone to walk away at any time with half the total assets. It renders the marriage contract as redundant and so a marriage is nothing more than a wedding day

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Arsenal miss Timber. Ben White has become a liability since coming back into the team

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Atletico are the Stoke of the Champions League. Pure anti football and shit housery

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How have Arsenal gone from doing a quadruple to watching City do another treble in the space of 2 weeks

Pure bottle jobs

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@TheAthleticFC @Arsenal any chance you can let Arteta know that this is the 2nd time in 4 years he's bottled the league

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Just give City the league. Arsenal don't want it. The players don't want it. Arteta doesn't want it

New manager next season. One who can motivate players after January

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If Arsenal bottle the league, just scrap the 115 charges for Man City. Makes no difference when you bottle it 4 times in a row

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@henrywinter "lucky" = paid for leniency

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@ChrisWheatley Tell him that Carlsen is Spurs and he'll win

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