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Power resides where men believe it resides.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

Nothing beats the first wash 😅….

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

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[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Sahi kuna mwanaume mahali amepata access to new information

Not just new but QUALITY information.

Na hivo ndio maisha yake itabadilika onwards.

Hakuna kitu ya maana kwa maisha ya mwanaume kama 'ACCESS'!

[The Gulag @WelcomeTheGulag]

June 17, 1953: British colonial troops began the Chuka massacre in Kenya

[millenium254 @millenium254]

Valid😂

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Ni kama venye unaeza nyamba kwa kwako lakini si kwa beshte yako.

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

I really wanted to be quiet about this. Not sure why but I felt "shy" about this one. However, my friends just made me realise how far I've come. So here's to motivating the next person, I hope you find inspiration that it's possible!

How it started vs How it's going.

[Jack Shiramba @hulkshira]

Months later it still hasn’t sunk yet that I was able to buy one of dream cars 🥹🥹

Best one for the year and it’s just the beginning ❤️❤️

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

It’s bad

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Pt_Kanithi]

#NeverForget

[charles @Charles_Barake]

Late last yr my homie came up with an idea of leasing land and build an Eatery near Maasai mara technical _ vocational college. Since people were eating under the tree.We cleared the land and did makeshift structure Today it's a whole stop over. Am happy for him. U can passby for refreshment on you way to or from Narok

[Alpha LandRover 🇰🇪 @AlphaLandRover]

Some months ago, Alpha was loaded into a container in Mombasa port (F1).
Months later, Alpha lands in a new country (and continent), ready for the first fueling(F2), the trails (F3) and friends (F4)

This is how the plans went.... #Thread

#AlphaLandrover #BreakingBorders

[millenium254 @millenium254]

@Fernanchh 😂😂

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

pay solid attention;

an average millionaire is 40 not 23
an average billionaire is 55 not 35
the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25
most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s
it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7
the average ceo is 57 not 30
most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18
the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months
most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation

stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

We kauka tu kamum
DSG farts will heal anyone

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Imara steel did not come to play with KRA.

There is a company called Imara steel. They cook metals to make mabati in Industrial Area, Nairobi.

In 2022, as they were busy cooking metals,

KRA was busy cooking their tax bill at Times Tower.

When KRA was done, what came out was 3.9B.

This bill covered 5 years.
- 2015, 2016, 2017,2018, 2019

Next morning, KRA airdropped the bill to Imara steel email.

When the director arrived at the office, the accountant stormed in. Akamsalimia. Then served him the bill even before chai.

The director looked at the numbers. He could not believe it. He thought his magnifying glasses were magnifying the numbers. He removed them.
He saw the same mad numbers live live.

• 3.9B.

He went nuts.

• Lesson 1: Never allow your accountant into your office before the tea person.

Director ordered the accountant to turn the fans on. There is no electricity. He is now worked up proper.

The accountant sneaked out.
And immediately embarked on a fault finding mission.

He came back with disturbing findings:

1. KRA was out of time for 2015 and 2016. Those years were beyond the 5 year statutory audit limit. Unless there is fraud. KRA had shown no fraud.

2. KRA had assumed 23% profit margins. Figures Imara had never achieved.

Wakasema baas. This is it.

They wrote an objection / protest letter to KRA. Explained everything. And demonstrated they had paid taxes to the last cent.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 3.9B.

In June 2022, KRA rejected the objection. And confirmed Imara must pay the 3.9B.

All this time, the accountant is not sleeping nor eating.
Amekanyanga tu wire.

Then something interesting happened.

KRA sent the rejection letter to the wrong email. And never realized.

So 60 days passed. No response is received from KRA.

Imara knew the law. If KRA does not respond within 60 days, your protest is deemed accepted.
They knew they had won. Director called the party.

Six months later, in Dec 2022, KRA came back with threats. We want the 3.9B. Pay or we freeze your bank accounts.

Imara responded: Guys, but you accepted our objection.

KRA said: Noo. We rejected it and emailed you. Here is the proof. Pay us up ASAP.

Imara looked at it and said: Guys, that is not our email.

Everyone at Times tower got shocked. How did that happen?

KRA said: OK the email was wrong. But tax is yours. Lipa.

As KRA is doing all this, they are unaware of two dangerous sentences in Kenyan tax law.

They read:

• KRA cannot audit past 5 years without proving fraud

• KRA must respond to objections within 60 days

Imara ran to court.

- Argued it cannot pay tax on rejection notices served out of time.

The tax appeal tribunal agreed the rejection letter was communicated to Imara out of time. But still asked Imara to bring fresh evidence to dispute the tax.

Later the Tribunal ruled the evidence was not enough.

• Imara was ordered to pay 3.9B.

KRA retreated to Times Towers celebrating.

Imara ran straight to the high court.

- It argued that it cannot pay tax out of rejection notices served to them out of time.

The judge looked at the case.

Then invoked the 2 dangerous sentences. You remember them?

- No audits beyond 5 years without fraud
- No rejection after 60 days

The judge sided with Imara.

- Imara was ordered to pay nothing.

- And KRA was ordered to pay legal costs to Imara.

Case closed.

Lesson 2.

• Everyone needs an accountant trained kukanyanga wire.

• KRA cannot audit beyond 5 years without proving fraud.

• If KRA misses the 60 days, call the party. You have won.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Odious Debt case comes up tomorrow, 28 April 2026 at 11:00 a.m. before a three judge bench at Milimani High Court, Courtroom 31.

This case goes to the core of accountability in public borrowing.

Join virtually: https://t.co/HpbZDPn70G
#DeniBandia #OdiousDebt

[Mwirigi Wa Kibaki @KingOfMeru]

Senator Okiya Omtatah has taken the battle to the High Court with a petition that could change Kenya’s history.
Omtatah argues that of the Sh9.11 trillion borrowed between 2014 and 2024, only Sh2.57 trillion was legally approved by Parliament through Appropriation Acts. He alleges the remaining Sh6.54 trillion is "odious debt" money borrowed unconstitutionally, never appearing in any budget, and never benefiting the people.
The petition specifically targets USD 7.1 billion in Eurobond debt, asking the court to declare it null and void.
In recent sessions, the IMF has attempted to plead diplomatic immunity, seeking to be struck from the case. Omtatah’s team has countered this, arguing that an international organization cannot commit "economic terrorism" by funding illegal processes and then hide behind immunity to avoid accountability.
The Chief Justice has assigned a multi-judge bench to determine this case, acknowledging that the question of whether a nation can repudiate "illegal" sovereign debt is a matter of supreme public interest.

[Njokitheyapper 2.0 @thoughtnjoki]

Avocado inaliwa hadi na njwanga 🙂‍↕️

[Uncle Sam @Gicherengo]

Kîhîî kîahûna kîraga cuwe macine ikûmbî

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

El captain himself.