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90s baby, Canadian. ✉️ [email protected]

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Nothing has hit as hard as opening one of these for the first time in 2006. Nothing.

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I’m this old

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SmarterChild, the original AI companion

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If she doesn’t know who he is, she’s too young for you bro

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I know we worry about privacy now, but we used to have a whole 500+ page book mailed to us annually with everyone’s name, address, and phone number lol

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When I see Gen alpha slang references

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Mentally I am here

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This is truly what adulthood feels like

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Before doomscrolling, there was StumbleUpon

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I’m this old

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Nothing haunts you like your own Facebook statuses from 2009.

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Every millennial’s villain origin story was downloading one song off LimeWire and ending up with 47 viruses and a “Bill Clinton” audio file

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Remember in 2009 when Akon was trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful, and landed on “sexy bi*ch”?

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POV it’s 2017 and you just got a job at a startup

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1 min in the Wendys 90s sunroom would fix me

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brat summer is over, it’s Craft girl fall

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The outfit that I thought would catch my crush’s attention in 2005

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I Spy Fantasy game, 2003

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Life peaked when I was 6 and thought this scene was the funniest thing I had ever seen