Millennial Yoda

Fatefully avoided being born in the 90's.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Even, I can't. https://t.co/bTYxgKRt7D

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

A bunch of racist nerds bullied Star Wars actress Kelly Marie Tran off social media. As Yoda would say, “Wrong with people, what the fuck is?”

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Woke we must remain.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

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[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

You should not call someone nasty, if you're far more nasty and not ready to admit it. Really goes for any adjective.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

mfw

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

@peepqueenzoya directly perhaps, but solely, no... what about Reagan & Bush?

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Up the fuck we must wake

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

The hubris is strong with this one.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

What you did there, visible it is.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Burritos.. sandwiches.. a Jedi craves not these things. Power bowls

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Once you start down the unyielding maw of capitalism, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

This election cycle; the worst it is.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

The worst, suddenly it is.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Do, or do not. Tryna is not a word.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Climate change, hmm. Anthropogenic it is, mmmyees

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

The republican debate, hmm? Dense in entertainment it was, yes. In substance, it was not.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

No, no, there is no why. Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of frivolous brand-perpetuated buzzfeedisms.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

To dive into the depths of the internet, you must not fear. http://t.co/fnL49vhlqn

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to a weak personal brand.

[Millennial Yoda @millennialyoda]

Even, I can't.