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@meaganroll I only tweet when something as compelling as what you said crosses my path

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@meaganroll fairly disrespectful, considering she died a few years back.

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@jublin that's pretty bald!

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Nobody thinks about their bowel movements until the water stops flushing. And then it's all one thinks about. #wool #thirdshift @hughhowey

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I can't remember... Who lays the pipe again?

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@RinRon Is that a moons-over-my-hammy pun?

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Hearing Asher Roth reminded me of just how much I miss Schwayze.

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Joe O's:Cheerios::Bat Shit:Cheerios

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Gentlemen, gentlemen, what is all the hub bub about? That's right, I see you bitchezezs enjoying my sparkling wine.

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The Fast and the Furious makes Fast and the Furious look like 2 Fast 2 Furious.

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I showed the movie twice today.

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Just bought my Flyleaf tickets.

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@RinRon Don't mind if I do!

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Lookin like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.

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The King of Kong is the most captivating movie of all time.

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Thank you, Oscar Intro, for reconfirming one thing for me: musicals are fucking dumb.

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@meaganroll Tattoo de que?

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@MCHammer How will God identify my enemies? How will I know?

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@smokehouse707 Fake as hell. Also, funny as hell. Get a pic

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@smokehouse707 No walls, just twits.