Nicholas “Elevator” Staumburner

3x DEI Candidate | Indiana grad ‘03 | box facilitator | Chicago Realtor

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A woman will never look at you like this

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All freshman reach out immediately

Serious inquires only #comegetthiswork

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Larp larp larp

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@MichaelBScott69 Gay

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@weggie_rayne The PM shorts will be rising

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If I don’t drink with @dicklagow I will be circumcising myself

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Nicholas got with absolute smoke at the bar last night just for her chopped ass friend to come home and start throwing up

Resulted in me getting 0 pussy #fucklinebackers

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Look at this shithole

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@hoosier_hater @DidIndianaW @weggie_rayne Got to give them the Hoosier welcome

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@weggie_rayne

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@weggie_rayne Let’s drink to our remembrance not to our remorse weggie

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@walkonchest Still would

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Being a senior has been great for 10 hours, now I’m all set back with having to move my younger sister in. This shit blows

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I can’t wait to see you tonight @UpstairsPub_IU

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@omalleyskis Clarence you weren’t manufactured to be set back. Get your ass up and ready

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Man I miss my ex wife

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@dicklagow Never kill yourself

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@LordHoward69 3 is not the rest for sure

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@JakeMileageHop Can’t teach this level of commitment