Maddie Miller

I work at an Italian restaraunt. As they say "I like-a de french-a fry-a"

[Maddie Miller @millermr017]

Look, all I'm saying is, I don't know how Europeans think everyone in America is fat. Do they not understand all the pasta that's in Italy alone? I work at an Italian restaraunt, where my boss is from Italy and I eat a lot of the food and I have gained at least 30lbs from it.

[Maddie Miller @millermr017]

@jimmyfallon Called out sick from work. Went and played catch in my bosses yard with his kids. #whyigotfired