Philip Schlieder

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@TServose you should change your password, see if that helps...

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@wservose1 “@codesforguys: If a man shaves his arms and legs...He might as well shave his vagina too.”

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@RyanKeefer1 @TServose4 @kkeefmg1 actually, my sister and I are definitely going. The black dahlia murder is playing, how could I miss that?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If there's some sort of Pulitzer for horrifying night-farts you should just have someone drive it over to my house right now.

[Stern Show @sternshow]

If you want to see Lisa G make out with Ronnie RETWEET this now! #LisaKissRonnie

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@RServoAK “@pattonoswalt: IRON MAN 3 just blew my ass apart and hillbilly-fucked it full of awesome.*. (*usable poster quote)”

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@RServoAK about time.

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@wservose1 “@the_ironsheik: The Michael Bolton win the #Oscars for best music to take shit to”

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@wservose1 “@the_ironsheik: Burger King Kong Bundy dog shit”

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@LeeLindy14 he looks pretty angry.

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@LeeLindy14 nice.

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@LeeLindy14 a shot of Tabasco wouldn't be that bad.

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@LeeLindy14 get any free food yet?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The average speed of fart coming out of your ass is 7 mph.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Fun new term for two hours of explosive diarrhea = "taking a Battleship"

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

@TServose4 @ryankeefer1 it can't be that smart...

[Philip Schlieder @millgrove98]

i dont think anyone is gonna read this anyway...