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[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Patrick Dorgu's goal catalogue is getting ridiculous 😭🔥

What a strike to put Denmark 1-0 up against Ukraine this evening! ⚽️

#MUFC

[ Bhuru  @tino_bonde_05]

Sometimes l feel like Winky D akarombera music coz ummmn numbers don't lie 😭😭

The least streamed Winky D's song on his Ep is 'fevha' 338K views on YouTube,

whilst the most streamed Holyten's song on his Album 'Fresh & clean' 323K views on YouTube

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 GOAL! AMAD DIALLO GIVES IVORY COAST THE LEAD AGAINST FRANCE IN THE 84TH MINUTE. WHAT A PLAYER 🇨🇮❤️

[Rutendo Matinyarare @matinyarare]

We are supposed to believe that a President who got 53% of the vote in 2023 has gotten 99% of the people to give him a term extension after three years of not delivering water, healthcare, roads, education and jobs? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[United Pride @UtdPride]

At least he is faster than Casemiro⚡️😏

[Zimbabwean-Xhosa 🇿🇼 🇲🇿 @SandileMakeba]

Mnangagwa had only one task to correct Mugabe's mistakes but instead, he has made Mugabe a hero.

[(fan) Alex⁸ @UTDAlex8]

🚨Paul Scholes on Ederson or Mateus Fernandes:

“They are both solid options for Manchester United in that deep role, the Casemiro position. The work rate is there, the energy is there, and they both fit what the club needs.

They would bring a lot of what Owen Hargreaves brought in 2008, discipline, intensity and the ability to cover ground. That’s a proper United profile.

A lot of people won’t understand it, but if you put one of them alongside Kobbie Mainoo and Bruno Fernandes, you’re building something serious. That midfield has balance.

Why not go for both? If Casemiro is going and Manuel Ugarte is sold, then it makes sense. That could take United to another level.”

[Diəgo @Diego_Leon_hq]

🚨 Lewis Hall on his preference between Chelsea and Manchester United:

🗣️ Reporter:
“With Chelsea and United as options, we believe Chelsea may be the more attractive option?”

🗣️ Lewis Hall:
“People keep saying Chelsea, but football isn't about reputation alone. It's about where you're wanted and where you can see a clear direction.

United want me. I want United. Sometimes it's that simple.

Why would I choose uncertainty when there's a club showing genuine belief in me and a project I can be part of? Football is all about timing, and for me, the timing points towards Manchester United.

[Mal @UtdMaI]

🚨UPDATE:

Manchester United are increasingly optimistic about signing Mateus Fernandes for around £40m following West Ham United’s relegation from the Premier League.

Meanwhile, Marcus Rashford continues to attract interest, with Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur and Aston Villa FC all believed to be monitoring his situation. Interest could also emerge from Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and Chelsea.

Barcelona are understood to have explored a deal worth around £13m, but that valuation was rejected by United. Rashford may need to accept a wage reduction elsewhere or negotiate a settlement with the club to facilitate a permanent move.

As for André Onana, his situation remains unresolved. Trabzonspor would like to keep the goalkeeper, with another loan move currently viewed as a realistic possibility.

[Red Sprint @utd_sprint]

🗣️| 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀.

With Manchester City already locking down Elliot Anderson, the mandate for INEOS and the Glazers is clear: stop treating the engine room like a secondary problem and trigger an immediate, uncompromising bid for West Ham’s Mateus Fernandes.

The data proves that letting the 21-year-old Portuguese prodigy go elsewhere would be an absolute institutional failure. In a struggling side that suffered relegation, Fernandes put together a defensive masterclass that puts him at the absolute pinnacle of European U21 midfielders.

He clocked a massive 3,024 minutes of Premier League football, maintaining an elite 7.24 match rating while operating as a structural shield.

He is the exact, hyper-modern blueprint required to replace Casemiro and sit comfortably next to Kobbie Mainoo.

Fernandes finished the campaign with an astonishing 103 total tackles and 35 interceptions, proving he possesses the relentless, elite ball-winning bite needed to kill transitional counters before they reach our box.

But unlike a limited destroyer, his technical floor is frighteningly high—he completed 1,562 passes at an 87.5% accuracy clip while creating 37 goal-scoring opportunities and chipping in with 3 goals and 4 assists.

He doesn't just win the ball; he dictates the escape route under pressure.

West Ham are reportedly demanding an £80 million fee to sanction a sale this summer. While the board might balk at the price tag, this is the exact moment to show actual footballing intelligence.

You are not buying a short-term gamble; you are securing a world-class engine who can anchor Old Trafford for the next decade.

Pay the money, pair him with Mainoo, and fix the broken spine of this club once and for all.#SignMateus

[Savheya VeFashion @Savheya_Happie]

Takura ndiye akaenda kuRehab akadzoka achipisa.

Holy 10 naSaintfloew maybe vakaenda kwakaCheaper

[Brisco @BornfaceBandaa]

There’s an actual place called Zimbabwe in Nigeria. Located in Uke, Karu.

[hot mom @hotmomw12]

Chudai........🍌🍌https://t.co/4mGg5d6w3t

[𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗔𝘀𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲 @bigassbaddie2]

Chudai 💦💥

[Abena @Abena_Mensah1]

https://t.co/PLlDd4cMu7

[controlla @controlla__zw]

Niggas get infront of a baddie and just say anything bro. 😭😭

[A S A P H @AsaphAfrika]

Could this be the hottest release of 2026 so far???

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸Vana vavo vanopihwa zvipo zvemamillion USD asi iwe uchimanikidzwa kushandisa ZIG, wotamba kongonya uchiti #CAB3 yakanaka? Zvimwe bengenukawo.

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

What's the difference between a prostitute and a wife?

The prostitute uses your money to fulfil your desires whilst the wife uses your money to fulfil her desires

Damn.

[Jay Jay @JayJayTeamTruth]

📌📌📌
Mp wevanhu with facts 🤝🤝