Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪

Food scientist . Agripreneur.🥑🌽🫑🍌.
Farm life 🚜🐄.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

And there we sat side by side. No words uttered but everything was communicated. I left knowing the point was home.
#healingenergy .

[Taonaj @Taonaj23]

Damn...... This is the greatest video ever! 🇵🇹❤🐐

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

The hate watch has been sucessful.
We can all have a great weekend..
#ucl #arsenal #hatewatch

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

[Aditi Choudhary @AditiRajasthan]

Entrepreneurship will try to destroy you mentally before rewarding you financially.

Only the strongest minds will win.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Hide your KRA PINs guys.

Why?

Tax cheaters are hunting for them.

Why?

- Many people do not have eTIMS receipts to support expenses for 2025.

- And KRA has now allowed deduction of such expenses.

But with conditions.

- One must send a list of those expenses to KRA before filing.
- And include the supplier’s KRA PIN.

Here is the catch.

- Cheaters will use any PIN they can find.
- Yours included.

Later, KRA will come for you with stories like:

- Vipi bro. We can see you sold goods worth 10M.
- But you only declared employment income.

Or,

- Mzee you declared 2M, but we can see 10M in sales. We want tax on the other 8M.

Simply because your PIN is sitting in someone else’s expenses.

Yet you did not sell such figures.

You will waste a lot of time cursing, emailing, visiting, and calling KRA to explain unaekelewa.

Protect your PIN!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Parents raising children with disabilities should actually be tax exempted, they go through a lot.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

@DrKiptanui Tested and approved ama nikuje tubahatishe Dr.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

One year down.
Thank you God for this far.
Unconditional Love ✅️
Car✅️ not dream car but grateful
Health✅️ couldn't be more grateful
Travelled overseas.. one of the best two weeks this year.
Dear Lord my faith is still in You.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

As I turn a year older here is my manifestation for this new year
NB: for future reference when all has come to pass.
Endless unconditional love.
More money.
Dream car
Beautiful healthiest twins.
From my mouth to God's ears.
Happy birthday dear self.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Stop being an introvert.

Strangers will make you rich.

Start networking.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

@qatarairways @Starlink What's one gotta do to get an upgrade?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

You have wifi.

You have a laptop.

You have a phone.

You have no excuse.

Disappear 4 hours a day.

Cut off distractions.

Learn a high paying digital skill. It will change your life.

I promise you won't regret it.

[Hiroo Onoda @HirooOnodaon]

Nothing will ever come close to “Premier Gaou” 🕺🕺🕺💃

We danced to another man’s shege for years 🔥 🔥 🔥 😹😹

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“I helped a man climb a mountain and found that I too had reached the top.” — Unknown

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

Happy #InternationalMensDay to Al the amazing fathers, husbands, brothers, uncles and nephews. May you all be the light in your kingdoms.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

As I turn a year older here is my manifestation for this new year
NB: for future reference when all has come to pass.
Endless unconditional love.
More money.
Dream car
Beautiful healthiest twins.
From my mouth to God's ears.
Happy birthday dear self.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

@Itumbi_Denis What are you saying? What is he saying bwana!

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

I want romance. I want intimacy. I want the 2 am love making. I want consistency, loyalty. I want the random looks of admiration. I want to know you're just for me. I want date nights. I want love so pure and true. I want it because I can return it.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

@Itumbi_Denis Sometimes just take your L graciously and wait for the next topic.

[Chebo Serem Aldai 🇰🇪 @millicent_serem]

@Bookten8 Why are you attacking while defending.