✨melissa✨

part time artist, full time wench

[7 Sages @7SagesComic]

Scratched my balls after touching Jalapeños.

[Butterbloom✿ @bbutterbl0om]

Super easy photo composition tips for cafe hopping

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

stretching like this on your period while make you feel like a brand new soul was just installed in your body

[Oliver ೫ @oliverhamrin]

Reminder: you can just do things

[CRITTER 🐦🏖️🍟 @CritterDez]

for my fellow artists: this guy on youtube has singlehandedly been the best resource on figure drawing i've ever discovered. for 6 years he's done weekly hour-long livestreams on every topic relating to anatomy and poses you literally can't ask for something better

[n @myloversprayer]

rent paid, nobody cheating on me, i love all my friends to death, there is food n weed at the crib… Amen

[mojied @mojiedayo]

being sensitive is actually a curse bc how do i explain that your lack of excitement made me feel unwanted without sounding dramatic.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. at some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. you get to be proud of who you are. present tense

[Nina vs. the World @ninamonei]

Highkey, we need less introspection and more giving a fuck about others. People need to get over themselves. We are not the first people on earth to be tired, sad, or unfulfilled, but other people did the work and showed up. Be there tired, be there sad, be there broke, BE THERE.

[boyega @bxyega]

ankles fuck nigga

[·.·★ Stanley Strangers ★·.· @RAITO1000000]

studied 5 years and now i have to apply for entry level positions paying minimum wage

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for 'IF I GO WILL THEY MISS ME', starring Danielle Brooks and J. Alphonse Nicholson.

The film follows a boy who attempts to connect with his distant father while sensing mysterious visions, from airplanes & Greek gods that follow him through his everyday world.

In theaters on September 18.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs! ;)

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[✯ @sashimicrudo]

I wanna have FUN, I wanna get high, I wanna get DRUNK, I wanna do drugs, I wanna make love, I wanna get FUCKED

[isa @elisaposting]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends

[frick @gofrickurself]

It is with heavy balls that I announce that