Still can’t believe I’m about to turn 20 and I have literally no idea what I want to be or do with my life, am I too young for a mid life crisis cause I feel like I’m having one???
A women doesn’t speak to me at work bc we had an argument as she was insistent “PASTA GROWS IN THE GROUND” - 2 weeks on, she still won’t speak to me and still believes pasta comes from the ground🤷🏼♀️
Stood behind the till @ work and some guys preaching bout god. Like idm if you wanna love god but I don’t go round preaching about loving food and giving you a leaflet🤷🏼♀️🙄
Nearly midnight and @CathKing26 calls me into her room bc she can hear a beep. The beep was her boyfriends fucking charger. Legit stood in her room like a naked mole rat searching for where the noise was coming from. Fml🤯