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[camille @milliepie01]

one of my favorite things is checking up on a bitch that did you dirty and seeing that they’re fat, ugly, cringe, or a combination of any of those

[camille @milliepie01]

got back on twitter to stalk my ex, might stay because i’m hilarious as fuck

[camille @milliepie01]

ALL THESE MORMONS WANNA TALK ABOUT FREE AGENCY UNTIL THEY WANT TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM PEOPLE.
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT WOMEN CHOOSING TO HAVE ABORTIONS DO NOT DESERVE AGENCY.
SO YOUR RELIGIOUS DOCUMENTS ARE ONLY RELEVANT WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO BE.

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

retweet if you agree

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I think TikTok is straight peoples drag.

[camille @milliepie01]

nobody has ever been there for me in the same way cherry tomatoes have and i really do believe that

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate

[camille @milliepie01]

toxic bitches have cool bitches in their circles, but the cool bitches always pair off and run away when they realize the toxic bitch is toxic. just an interesting thing i noticed recently

[camille @milliepie01]

watching rupaul’s drag race during my mental breakdown.
i may be spiraling, but i’m doing it with charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

[camille @milliepie01]

just a reminder that farting contributes to greenhouse gas emissions

[USU Women's Lacrosse @usuwomenslax]

USU clinched the dub. Last game of fall ball!

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me to my priv story..

[camille @milliepie01]

If you get thick ass eyelash extensions, I will be calling you caterpillar lashes in my head at all times. I am not sorry.

[camille @milliepie01]

Looked up what my name means just to find out it literally means virgin. Don’t text.

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

hot people listen to Kylie Minogue it’s just fact!

[camille @milliepie01]

You were flirting?

Sorry, I thought that you were showing me pity because I’ve been told I’m ugly by people I trust my entire life

[camille @milliepie01]

Phil Collins put his WHOLE PUSSY into the soundtrack for Tarzan, and honestly I think that’s the last time the world has felt true peace.