The best toy: "A free play toy doesn't have any rules, allowing the child to use his or her imagination. A structured play toy has rules that must be followed. Both types of toys have their advantages." https://t.co/gNIfMe4jZx #kids#parenting#children#childhood
Me: I wonder why they call them toddlers
Wife: I assume it's because "Destroyers of physical property, sleep, sanity, and emotional well-being" takes too long to say
#parenting
If I stepped out of a time machine into 2019, and saw self-driving cars and iPhones mixed with intolerance for equal human rights and people thinking the earth is flat, I would have literally no idea what century I was in.
Our twins are still pooping in their plastic potties, which are in the middle of the living room
So life is usually a shit show
They have also had diarrhea for the last few days.
It's finally become a shit storm.
#dadlife
"Shut off those phones! IT's national screen free week." ๐ณ Summer is here & it's the perfect time to explore the world in real life! https://t.co/sxvFezR7AB #kids#parenting#childhoodunplugged