Miriam Payne

Children’s book author, Emmy award winner, sighthound mum, Wycombe Wanderers fan, gets stuck in coats

[Miriam Payne @milliethefish]

3 weeks to go until I take on Mt Kilimanjaro in support of @CharityDEBRA

📅 6.5 days up, 1.5 down
🌍 Altitude 5,895m (19,341ft)
🚶‍♀️ Distance: around 70 km
⏱️ Summit day often 10–14 hrs of trekking in a single push
❄️ Temperatures from +30°C to –25°C

https://t.co/tVNXtiKwzt

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Ian Wright is an absolute hero for saying how we all feel about this World Cup…

“I've just read that the Somalian referee has been denied entry. Every few hours it's another story, another story about fans denied, players denied, officials denied, journalists denied, now refs," Wright said.

"You know something I'm laughing but it's not funny, it's actually not funny and something has to be said.

"The expensive tickets, the most expensive tickets ever, expensive accommodation, transport through the roof. It has to be said.

"Is this how the hosts behave really for the greatest game, the greatest tournament in the world, is this how the hosts behave?

"Are we not hearing more? Are we seeing how Qatar got dragged, are we not hearing more? Is this the spirit of football, really?

"You know who I feel for? I feel for the American fans who are desperate for this, American soccer fans who are desperate for this, how embarrassed they must be. How embarrassing for them this must be.

"This is the World Cup, this is a World Cup of chaos. Whoever wins this World Cup is going to have to go through some serious chaos to get this done.

"I hope we can do it, but something has to be said now. This is the World Cup."

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

I used to get nagged nonstop by my husband for buying two robot vacuums.
Now he’s gone and turned them straight into tanks 🙂

[Graham A @graham1A]

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there.
Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄
#NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31

[Wycombe Wanderers @wwfcofficial]

16 years, 9 months and 15 days old.

Micah Olabiyi, take a bow 🫡

[Miriam Payne @milliethefish]

@Tiggers_Tails Our handsome boy with the silly ear ❤️ thank you Tigger x

[Tigger @Tiggers_Tails]

Tigger Club Announcement:
Robin is celebrating his 1st Gotcha Day today
https://t.co/yPsywzfaoG
Happy Gotcha Day Robin
#TiggerClubNews
@milliethefish

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The birds were trained to play dead when shot, but the last one gave an amazing performance. 😂😂

[Vicky ✨ @vickyinatutu]

It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.

[Tigger @Tiggers_Tails]

Tigger Club Announcement:
Blue is celebrating her Birthday across the Rainbow Bridge today.
https://t.co/mdd6kzlABs
Happy Birthday Blue
#TiggerClubNews #Announcement
@milliethefish

[Miriam Payne @milliethefish]

@Tiggers_Tails Our bluetiful girl ❤️

[luluHru @luluHru]

There should be a special place in hell for people who hurt animals, I really feel for this poor little guy!

[Miriam Payne @milliethefish]

One whole year without our gorgeous boy 😢 🌈 🐾

[Tigger @Tiggers_Tails]

Tigger Club Announcement:
Ramsey crossed the Rainbow Bridge on the 27th of March 2025
https://t.co/EEDHs8YhJg
Run Free Ramsey
#TiggerClubNews #Announcement
@milliethefish

[Miriam Payne @milliethefish]

@saniyafatma1278 Beryl

[The 1887 @the1887wwfc]

15 years ago we became the first club to sign the charter against homophobia and transphobia in sport.
Today we’re calling for The 1887 Pride banner to be displayed. When others stand for inclusivity, we shouldn’t go backwards. This isn’t political — it’s about football for all.

[Football F*ck Ups @FootbaIIFckUps]

"Babe, I know you're annoyed at me, but can I go to the match?"

"No, you're not going, and that's final."

"Alright, I'll take the dog for a walk then."

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

When new dads in Canada are left unsupervised.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Doggo just wanted a chance to compete in the Winter Olympics.

[Wycombe Wanderers @wwfcofficial]

This is the one we've waited for 🤘

Welcome home, Azza.

[Wycombe Wanderers @wwfcofficial]

We fell in love with a loan player 💙🩵

And now he's here to stay.

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

Eighty-one years ago today, over 7,000 prisoners of the German Nazi camp #Auschwitz, including some 700 children, were liberated by the soldiers of the Soviet Army.

1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over.
Today, we all remember. We must keep remembering.