Anne Wittig

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[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@Pointy07 Thank you!!

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

I'm a finalist in @CalLutheranSOM's PRiME Competition: My research is about a savings product that motivates new savers. Anything I win, I'll use to support my research (after an ice cream w/family). Please vote & share! Thank you! #CalLutheranSOM #clusom https://t.co/f31SDkEeI9

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@passion_planner Which size 2021 annual planner will match the Daily planners' size? (I keep having to write "buy blue 2021 planner" as a daily goal, but I want to be sure I get the right one, and today's the last day for the email code!)

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@Pointy07 THANK YOU! I'm not on twitter very much anymore, but on my birthday I did think perhaps you still did these happy birthday tweets :D I'm watching you on TV! Congrats!

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@thejessegreyson I might be concerned for my kidnappers 😜 #gentlemanjack

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

I want to explain what we're talking about when we say that transgender people need anti-discrimination protections in health care.

Because I think some of you really don't understand what this means, or might perceive our reaction as dramatic. But it's not.

🧵👇🏼

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

My @disneyemoji score tells me it’s time to watch @sense8 again.

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

Someone is wearing enough cologne to fill the entire coffee shop. Now, I don’t like the smell of coffee (I’m here for tea) but I still wouldn’t deprive other people of it 😜

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

Honestly, Anne vs. Mosquito went about as you’d expect Cat vs. Mosquito to go, just with a wad of toilet paper and significantly less gracefulness. Spoiler alert: the mosquito dies in both.

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@gpike_ True but it seems both are interested in power & they need a story that will help them get that, right? I’m just thinking that THAT sort of campaign would be a new and innovative RL TV show. Think of all the folks who try not to watch now who would be curious how it’d play out...

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

What if those running against the current president teamed up now - if all the democrats said if they won they’d have Weld as VP & if he said that if he won then the VP would be the winner of the democratic primary? What if everyone said that both parties can do better together?

[Pam SD @PastorPamSD]

@mills0509 That might be the beginning of the end of our two-party system. With the way it’s been working of late, I’m not sure that’d be a bad thing.

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@IamHeatherBlair Nala

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

I’m not really one for wear-a-certain-thing/color holidays, but I’d probably buy a shirt that says in sparkly green letters “pinch me to lose a limb or organ” or something like that

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Two supposedly moderate GA churches wouldn't let me speak there because they were afraid to alienate their Trump supporters.
Their Jesus supporters, they're fine alienating.
Church, this is why people are leaving you: not because of what you say now, but because of your silence.

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@Jenkins100Rose I love this!!!! (Though I can’t help but think the kitten is saying, in rhythm with the running, “I can’t escape what is this thing on me how do I get away help”)

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

I think the story of Jesus has a message for anyone who complains there are no “good” candidates: We humans eliminate messengers of Good, because that message challenges us to step outside our comfortable echo chambers and treat others as if they have God in them. #LentThought

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

“I smell the Bird I want to eat, but it is in the Big Scary Water.”

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@gpike_ I noticed that your #Kickstarter is one of their “projects we love” now, so that’s neat! https://t.co/Fk3jobAONf

[Anne Wittig @mills0509]

@gpike_ I think that one of @joshuagserrano’s recent sermons (that I missed >.>) was on the subject of how “call-out culture” (esp re: racism) has become the new purity culture, where everything has to be perfect all the time and you can never have made a mistake even once, etc.