Caroll X. Millstone

pure unadulterated intelligence and prose. I may be the most underrated tweeter-Xer- in the universe.

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@Babywwir X

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Now that the entire planet is losing its shit and we’re all fuckin doomed, can we all just get along and share a few sourpuss shots? BBQ some liver, have a shindig? No? Maybe…?

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@DonaldJTrumpJr LFG straight to the shit barn

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@BEARTOOTHband please immediately change your name to bearvagina

[Beartooth @BEARTOOTHband]

we’re back. “pure ecstasy” out now with the official video. new album out 8/28. https://t.co/HqCKvDMjkM

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@RepJayapal @FBIDirectorKash you are 1000% a coward and an enabler of the elite. I don’t know who bought you and for how much, but you’re an absolute disgrace to the spirit of the fbi - if you have the files, that should be enough to start full on investigations! Duuhhh!!!!! #idiots

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

Last year, I asked FBI Director Kash Patel if he had met with any of the women abused by Epstein and his friends. He refused to answer.

As we see more of the files, the DOJ is now saying it won’t prosecute anyone further. This is a disgusting cover-up from both the FBI & DOJ.

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Hey kid, your dads (allegedly?) a rapist pedo abuser narcissistic shithead. How’s that feel? Daddy issues? Maybe get him to get all crap off his chest?? Apologize to all the victims. No better way to heal than to admit the truth.

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

The fuckwit #IceAgent who murdered that innocent person because they were rightfully scared of the unmarked vehicles and men with guns, should rot in jail. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #hestheantichrist #ICELawlessness

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

#Genz kids might as well have their heads in literal assholes. Phones are the same things as assholes.

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Hey #chriscollinsworth we know you’re hot n horny for #mahomes but holy shitballs dude, do you have to praise him like he’s your drug dealer dad who became your hero when he brought the hot dogs for the 4th of July parties?!? #heresaguy #stfu

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Hey @CanadianTire if your actual employees worked 1/4 as hard as the people in your commercials, you’d be the best big box store in the entire world. #bye

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

As I searched the hellish bowels of the darkest corners of the web, I happed upon the #authenticallyashlyn podcast & even my twisted mind was blown by the carnal perversion of grown moms/adults & the poor taste of the content. Absolutely disgusting.

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Holy shiiit @tonyromo ya might as well just walk to the sidelines and lick
@PatrickMahomes sack! Ya talk about him like he’s god🤢🤮

[PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent]

Who did this?

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@ScorpionSeabee @bfraser747 @Truth2Everyone Truth

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! https://t.co/Lk2PJeFByd

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Hey @TerexCorp my uncle Cletus runs your trucks in ‘bama & sent me this. You call this a cup holder?!?!! Coffee spilt all over his lap, burnt his crotch to a crisp! 😡

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Invite Commander Ahmad Massoud to Testify and Cease Financial Support to the Taliban - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/WdMDSa1xLr via @CdnChange

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

@glenpowell your eyes are too close together.

[Caroll X. Millstone @millstone_x]

Not sure how even #protools made #vinceneil sound ok on the new @MotleyCrue song but it still sucks. #dogsofwar