Jake Mills

Washed up RHP, Bucket Sitter, Ex-Ford Focus Driver Turned Treehugger, Stripe Wearer, Milk Delivery Scheduler, and a shitty golfer.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@ellistj3 I mean most of the guys on tour are technically perfect at impact a majority of the time. It always comes down to who’s keeping it in play and making putts.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@PardonMyTake Pats fan Dan

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@Return_Of_RB Genuine question. Were you reffing a game he was spectating and you threw him out? Was that where the beef started? If it is I respect it wholeheartedly

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@ohiotate @TarikSkubal @Castellani2014 any rebuttal?

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@ellistj3 @stoolgambling @BarstoolBigCat Your home town and favorite baseball and football teams just got embarrassed on national TV. In immediate succession. Childish, maybe, valid crashout, probably.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@barstoolcarl Is he actually the cubs guy? No life, horrible call.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

Finally an advanced metric that tells us something

[Chris Langin @LanginTots13]

Everyone says a pitcher has that “bulldog on the mound” energy.

But who’s actually built like that?

Using traits found in mound psychos — high FB usage with mid stuff, tempo obsession, improbable comeups, and survival instinct — I built Bulldog+.

Mark Buehrle leads with a 199 Bulldog+ — 22 points above the next highest!

🐶 Thread:

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@angiea321 @sophaller @DianaTaurasi Imagine condoning assault. Thats crazy for the grow the game crowd.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@barstoolcarl Why is one pizza cut in slices and the other in squares?

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@BFW Neither needs a GHIN, they’re both handicapped!

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

Great, now do Bonds next. @MLB

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred removed Pete Rose, "Shoeless" Joe Jackson and other deceased players from Major League Baseball’s permanently ineligible list.

Manfred ruled that MLB’s punishment of banned individuals ends upon their deaths. They are now presumably eligible for election into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

More from @DVNJR: https://t.co/6v1galv8kN

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@BFW I appreciate you leaving Idaho off of this list intentionally. Very much appreciated.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

Ugly but it’s in the books. #GoNats

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@PitchingNinja Premature strikulation

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@jdarringt0n Braves looked bad at the plate for 20+ consecutive innings. Not sure if you’re leaning to blaming an umpire, but objectively, the Braves did not play well in San Diego.

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@MLBTV get your app figured out. It’s opening day. @MLBFanSupport

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

Part of me thinks the pirates offense explodes this year based on the fact that they are seeing Paul Skenes in live ABs the first week of spring training. Talk about hitting the ground running

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@IcyVert Carson Wentz black Jersey. Let em know you’re a real fan

[Jake Mills @millsy_08]

@Return_Of_RB +10000