Aubrey

The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Parker Wotherspoon sucker punches Matthew Tkachuk, so Sam Bennett steps in and clocks him with a right 😳👊

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

I do want to tbh

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

walmart thinks i wanna put up my christmas tree & eat turkey in my halloween costume

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

l'm a kid at heart and a senior citizen
at knees and back

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

tattoos: because being an adult is hard and
i deserve to have stickers

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

him: don’t get any ideas

me:

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

@sheetz peppermint mocha, here i come 🤤

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

Whoever has my voodoo doll, massage
the back a lil pls

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains
gives hope to many people.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

Of course i’m funny babe i’m mentally
unstable

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

Gossiping with your man is a different
type of funny 😂😂😂

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

the way i forget stuff at my age,

i just know it’s over for me after 50 😭😭

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

me when i can’t put how i feel into words

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

These married men be interested in everybody but their wife

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

ppl with mixed music taste have the right personality for anything

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

When snap starts telling people what I have their nickname as, I'm in trouble 🥴

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

Why didn't anyone tell me 26 sucks

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

Why didn't anyone tell me 25 sucks

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

live laugh loathing

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼

🎄 3 W E E K S 🌟

🎁 L E F T U N T I L 🎅🏼

🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟

🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

Why didn't anyone tell me 25 sucks

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

@thatguyPETER97 I'm already an aunt 💁🏻‍♀️

[Aubrey @millsy_am]

I just wanna be the goth aunt that friends have to set rules for when I watch their kids