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Another day to sleep and wait.

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I'm wanting an Otis to pal around with. If anyone knows where I can find a nice little pug male let me know.

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Guess who's back online! That's right peeps. the cat is back!

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I'm hiding under the couch and waiting for a foot to slash.

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Can someone explain why people have to rub my belly? I enjoy it, but it is kinda creepy.

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Did I mention that people always think I want to be petted. I need to gnaw off someone's hand so they get the message.

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I laugh as The Idiot is in pain!

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Tonight, tonight, I chew all the Christmas lights.

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I was kept in prison for a little bit. Now I'm free and about to raise hell.

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What's wrong with scratching at the carpet? I don't see the big deal.

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I just scratched the crap out of The Idiot. Ha ha!

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New favorite activity: Meow until I get what I want.

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It's sleepy time, until 4 when I decide I need to scratch at the door.

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I'm home alone and debating whether or not I should pull down this curtain.

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I'm pretty cheesed about the fact that Barack Obama is getting a dog for the White House. Wouldn't a cat be a better choice?

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Mommy finally got home. Time to go crazy!

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So get this, I love waking @spencerking up in the middle of the night. He's so stupid when he's groggy!

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licking myself. That's how I take baths, people!