Milo the Dog

Milo was a Jack Russell Terrier that lived a full life with @notasausage & @jennamarino. September 19th, 2008 - October 20th, 2022.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

🚨 BARK IN THE PARK GIVEAWAY 🚨

RETWEET to enter to win this package of Trisha Yearwood dog goodies & Reds items, including a Joey Votto signed ball! Winner also receives tickets for two humans & one dog to the Bark in the Park game on May 9 and a photo op with @trishayearwood!

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

Hey @notasausage, get on this. Think of all the dog treats your $ETH can buy! https://t.co/y68PBVLa6y

[Shane @tasafila]

You know how some people give their dogs social media accounts? Who is minting an NFT collection of their dog…

[Hilbo Flowerpot Baggins @hilary_l072]

So my sister bought her dog a new ball for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

Santa didn’t bring me anything good so I’m going to rip his head off…

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

I’ve marked these golf clubs as mine, @notasausage. It’s not like you use them anyway…

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

This Christmas, they gave me a stuffed toy, the gift that keeps on giving!

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

“Your number of dog(s) is empty.” And so is your heart… https://t.co/4pIKP4ZOoc

[Geri Coady (ジェリー) @hellogeri]

Thanks for the reminder 😭

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

If @notasausage insists on all this “smart home” crap, he better get a treat-flinging @Petcube Bites! https://t.co/gUnyRePWly

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

“MiRo is a low cost fully programmable autonomous platform particularly suited for…” IT CAN’T EVEN CLIMB STAIRS?! That’s not a dog…

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

I guess I need to read @RyanHoliday’s book so I can figure out why people keep tweeting mean things at me… https://t.co/tk81GtTpx4

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

I Helped Create the Milo Trolling Playbook. You Should Stop Playing Right Into It. by RyanHoliday https://t.co/xeZ1LnX5Q2

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

She has a pillow that looks like someone else’s dog, that she calls “boo.” Humans are weird… https://t.co/eUQzlNOerd

[Liv🦋🍉 @liviloumay]

Missed my boo so much over break💛💛💛 @milothedog

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

@livilou_may & @sierrateuscher: I didn’t see either of you last night, where’s my kiss?

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

I like turtles, but for totally different reasons than Zombie Kid. https://t.co/OwkRqy4qk6

[Chunk Handler @chunkhandler]

The people who say you can't teach an old dog new tricks have never seen @TammyHandler work a street corner.

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

@Cennydd: Are you talking trash about me? I’ll bite your ankles.

[Patrick Haney @notasausage]

Please read and help @jennamarino by donating to @HomeBaseProgram for her @NYCmarathon goal https://t.co/6wo0VQButi

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

No, @CollectionBD, I don’t want your t-shirt. And I’m a dog, I don’t watch movies.

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

You really can’t teach an old dog a new trick…

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

Took my last poop in @somervillecity today. So long great city!

[Milo the Dog @milothedog]

Yo @iAmMariahx3, I’m not a lab and I don’t lick Hollister models’ abs. What kind of sick fetishes are you into?